February 2011
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“Me and a Gun” - Tori Amos
it’s...
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30 rock s5e11: mrs. donaghy
Jack: I'm warning you - this isn't my first rodeo, Lemon.
Liz: Well I've been to a rodeo, too. It was a cat rodeo. In a gay guy's apartment.
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word to the wise
if i hear you refer to prostitutes/hoes/call girls as “sex workers”, we are done forever. political correctness is slowly sapping me of my will to live.
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the sopranos s2e3: toodle-fucking-oo
Tony: Well, you remember one thing, and this you'd better hear. You want to talk all of this old-school bullshit about the rules? Well, here's a rule you might remember: I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots! And you better pay me the respect that I gave your brother, or we're gonna have a problem. A bad one. Now get the fuck out of here!
Richie: All right, Tone.
Tony: Yeah. All right.
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i’m suddenly home in new york again, without warning. my nana passed away yesterday. cut to me rushing to LAX to catch a last-minute flight today, so i could make it to the funeral on sunday. it’s bizarre sitting in this bed, in my immaculate childhood room, so soon after i last left it. so soon after i lovingly bid it goodbye, thinking it would be the last time in a very long time...
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you watching the office tonight?
because ricky gervais is on it.
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these dustbunnies are like tumbleweeds
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unpopular opinions
1. i don’t care for audrey hepburn and she’s not the prettiest woman of all time
2. angelina jolie should’ve stayed married to jonny lee miller
3. i prefer my sandwiches, pasta, and (in fact) pizza without melted cheese
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bill gates and steve jobs havin' a laff
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